C’est jaune, c’est moche et ça ne va avec rien

mais cela peut sauver une vie.

Karl Lagerfeld

Hello, security?! Hello??!!

Yes! Please, come quickly there’s an emergency… I have a pair of shoes which are stealing “all the thunder” of my outfit!

Yes, I swear, it’s an emergency! This pair of shoes became completely crazy and don’t get me started on how egocentric they are! Imagine, they catch everybody’s attention, when I see someone, automatically they look at my feet. Well yes sir (speaking to a security guard) it’s rather a problem, I’d like to speak to people of other subjects than my shoes, you see…